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I'm betting a lot of cowboys have chicken shit on their peckers

Chicken fucking is alot more common than most people think. When I was doing aid work in Haiti we would see the male population having sex with chickens almost every day. Stray dogs would also be fucked at an even higher rate. It was rare to see a dog that didn't have a noticeable used rectum. Some of the dogs had almost prolapsed looking rectums. One woman told me that many people especially mothers would keep dogs tied up outside their shacks/huts to distract the men from raping them and their children/babies. The man would see the dog and rape it instead. It didn't always work but it was quite successful apparently. Animals live extremely horrific lives in that shit hole of a country, which is one of the reasons why I will never go back there. Take my advice and never associate with Haitians for any reason. If they move in next door move the fuck out or build a wall around your house. They are pure animalistic monsters.

When I was backpacking through Australia in 2017 I went to a big cowboy party in the bush. There was a funny guy playing a piano with a chicken on his head. Apparently he was on a show called Australian Idol. Anyway his name was Chooka Parker. A few hours later I want looking for somewhere to take a dump and I came across that Chooka guy fucking the living shit out of his chicken! He had it kind of bend over a log. He saw me and yelled "FUCK OFF YA'CUNT!!!". I told some local about it the next day and he said Chooka has been fucking chickens for over a decade and most of the locals know about it. Apparently he kicked one of his chickens so hard it died backstage on Idol because it shat all over him just as he was about to go out on stage to perform. Those Aussies are nuts

What a stupid fucking story

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That Batrick guy is a fucking LOSER

I used to know this guy named Batrick Pyrne who had a dog named Zasper. He's dog was the dumbest fucking mutt on planet earth. He would shit on the ground then spin around and eat it then vomit up the dog shit then eat it again. Anyway one night when Batrick was coming down hard on ADD medication he started getting all psychosexual and real rapey creepy. He started to look at Zasper's poo hole in the same way a nigger looks at KFC. He knew it was time to turns man's best friend into man's best fuck toy! He fucked that dog stupid for 3 hours straight like Max Hardcore and eventually cum up Zasper's fart pipe so hard Zaper puked all over Batrick's favorite camo Element trucker cap. Several weeks later Batrick noticed his reflection in the mirror looked a little pale. Over the next several weeks he got even more pale, so pale that he looked like Tom Hank's in Philadelphia. Batrick went to see a doctor and got some blood tests done and a few weeks later he found out he had contacted a rare sexually transmitted dog disease that humans aren't meant to be able to catch. Sadly for Mr. Pyrne there was no cure and his skin would remain sickly pale for ever. Batrick was very unhappy with his pale face so he started wearing fake tan regularly and became a bit of a laughing stock among his friends. Anyway about 10 years later Zasper died of rectum cancer and Batrick Pyrne gave up the fake tan and brought a per pigeon & a bowflex.

What an awsome girl….so sexy

Can’t she do a new video? We tired to watch the same thing ever and ever again