My transgender neighbor likes to eat massive meals then take large amounts of laxatives and shit diarrhoea into a large yellow gumboot and 4 empty soup tins. She then pushes the diarrhoea filled gumboot over her dogs head and ties it around it's neck with a skipping rope. She then puts the dogs paws inside the diarrhoea filled soup tins and puts long tight pink socks over the soup tins all the way up the dogs legs to keep them in place. She then attaches a penis pump to her penis and walks the dog around the house on a leash with a Sesame street school bag over her head and a fire extinguisher strapped to her back. Sometimes She pushes hot chillies up the dogs ass with a toothbrush and tries to ride it like a bull as it goes nuts. She recently started poking air holes in the gumboot with a screwdriver because her last dog suffocated to death. I never liked that dog much anyway, it smelled like shit.
If a dog damaged my dick with it's teeth it would stop breathing very quickly. I always keep a hammer within reaching distance.
that's a very good way of being permanently disfigured if ive ever seen one, idiot
Hello my name is Foul Frank. People call me Foul Frank because I’ve been caught 4 times having unprotected anal sex with stray dogs. I honestly can’t help it, there’s just some things a Frank simply cannot resist and a pooches poo hole is one of them. There’s nothing like pulling your throbbing cock out of a whiny dogs fart-pipe on a cold winters day and seeing it’s yummy dog shit smeared all over the head with steam still rising. Delicious.
I would have urinated all over it's face then eaten it's tiny little shithole out.
My transgender neighbor likes to open her dogs poo hole really wide with her thumbs and spit jellybeans into it’s love-tunnel. She also likes to ram her penis down it’s throat but only on Thursday’s.
Lick it you dumb fuck!
Fuck trannys and fuck Africans!!!!!!!!