If a dog damaged my dick with it's teeth it would stop breathing very quickly. I always keep a hammer within reaching distance.

that's a very good way of being permanently disfigured if ive ever seen one, idiot

Hello my name is Foul Frank. People call me Foul Frank because I’ve been caught 4 times having unprotected anal sex with stray dogs. I honestly can’t help it, there’s just some things a Frank simply cannot resist and a pooches poo hole is one of them. There’s nothing like pulling your throbbing cock out of a whiny dogs fart-pipe on a cold winters day and seeing it’s yummy dog shit smeared all over the head with steam still rising. Delicious.

Fabulous!

I would have urinated all over it's face then eaten it's tiny little shithole out.

My transgender neighbor likes to open her dogs poo hole really wide with her thumbs and spit jellybeans into it’s love-tunnel. She also likes to ram her penis down it’s throat but only on Thursday’s.

Stupid mutt

Lick it you dumb fuck!

Fuck trannys and fuck Africans!!!!!!!!

Dont waste your time on small dogs. They to temperamental and too hard to penetrate. Go large dogs of atleast medium sized. The LGBTQ guy at work got caught ass raping his mom's pregnant sausage dog with a gumboot pushed over it's head. Funny stuff!